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(no subject) [Jun. 26th, 2007|10:47 am]

Beattie anniversary 'not a celebration'

Tuesday Jun 26 10:18 AEST

The Queensland opposition says voters should take time this week to reflect on nine years of failure and crises under the Beattie government.

Premier Peter Beattie this week celebrates nine years since Labor succeeded in forming a minority government with the support of independent MP Peter Wellington.

Mr Beattie is the state's third longest-serving premier, after Ned Hanlon and Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen.

Deputy Liberal leader Mark McArdle said Queenslanders should use the milestone to reflect on failures in politicians' standards, electricity, hospitals, child safety and water.

"Two former members of the Beattie government are in jail and another is awaiting trial," Mr McArdle said.

"Several more were tossed out of parliament for electoral rorting.

"The ninth anniversary is a time to reflect on broken promises by Mr Beattie to fix the state's child protection system and to fix public hospitals."

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=84718

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(no subject) [Feb. 28th, 2007|02:42 pm]


Reader feedback: 'I like how you keep the humour classy'
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(no subject) [Feb. 27th, 2007|04:45 pm]


Saddam also was a big fan of river diversions.
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(no subject) [Feb. 23rd, 2007|03:56 pm]
I just wanted to use the word 'shitcanned'

Oh that Beattie and his bizarre sexual preferences.
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(no subject) [Feb. 22nd, 2007|06:05 pm]

hello! hooray!

Hello!
Hello!
It's good to be back!
It's good to be back!
Hello!
Hello!
It's good to be back!
It's good to be BACK!

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(no subject) [Feb. 22nd, 2007|05:35 pm]
Wow Jim Soorley, Queensland's most self important man has a website, and its really well done!

No wait, it's a monstrosity that makes no sense.
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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2006|12:08 pm]


Fuck Peter Beattie, fuck him in his stupid goddamn ass with a 12 foot long cock-ram attached to a massive rape-bot designed and programmed to bust him the fuck apart.
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(no subject) [Aug. 2nd, 2006|11:09 am]


Just when we thought they couldn't fuck up any worse..

Although I must admit, this issue has been comprehensively fucked over by successive governments for years. For some reason 'hoping for rain in the right places' doesn't strike me as something a 1st world country should be doing.
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(no subject) [Jun. 7th, 2006|10:01 am]


The abortion is still there. And it looks even more perverse at night.
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2006|02:10 pm]
huggles!
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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2006|07:34 pm]
but... he actually did this

Sunglasses guy should pretty much just turn to ash at this point. The idea of Beattie spending disaster money on how good a Premier he is.. Its like...

I don't have words. I want to turn to ash at the thought of it.

Next we'll see Leni Riefenstahl filming a movie for him.
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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2006|06:39 pm]
lol

http://www.teambeattie.com

but i guess 'http://www.lies.com' is already taken.
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(no subject) [Apr. 12th, 2006|11:17 am]

QUEEN STREET MALL TOILETS 
DESIGNED BY IRAQI MUNITIONS FIRM


 Israel is going to pay, this time 

Seriously, wtf.

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(no subject) [Apr. 10th, 2006|11:18 am]
bleugh

What in christ's name is that thing? Why all the green dots? WTF?

Is it meant to symbolize the Aboriginal Dreamtime (TM) or something?

How much did it cost?
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(no subject) [Mar. 16th, 2006|12:24 pm]
its the only way to get sir joh back

daaaaamn
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(no subject) [Mar. 7th, 2006|08:54 am]
sorry sir, this emergency ward is closed, please drive another 4 hours down the highway, and try not to lose anymore blood.. you're making a hell of a mess

Yeah, having to drive 4 hours if you lose your arm in a buzz-saw incident sounds sensible.
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(no subject) [Mar. 2nd, 2006|04:10 pm]
the rest of the time, the men sit around Boggo Road stroking their glistening cocks

Beattie, FOI, Boggo Road being closed to the public.. I smell a conspiracy.
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(no subject) [Mar. 1st, 2006|02:38 pm]
What would happen if I suddenly started doing the comic in a MORE PROFESSIONAL WAY?

one of them is called 'scooter' and he likes tall dark men

Likes? dislikes?

Perhaps I'll go back to hand drawn borders?
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2006|12:40 pm]
Queenslandia is so going to be sued by the Peoples Republic of China.

Oh the Smart State number plates, lest we forget.
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2006|12:35 pm]
he may or may not be a rapist

Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out that Media Beattie WAS a rapist?

Well not ha-ha funny.
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